im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time
the "cats slowblink to show affection so i do it back so they know it's reciprocated" to "i just reflexively slow blinked at a human being" pipeline
[video description: an edited clip of prince humperdink from the princess bride. a fanfare plays before he makes an announcement to a crowd of people.
humperdink: "my people. [pause] among us."
[the crowd cheers]
humperdink: "sus."
[the crowd cheers again]
/end id]
